Friday, September 17, 2010

On a Small Island in the South Pacific...

Oh, hello there! This is the first instalment of the Hot Panda Experience! Aka, our tour blog. Thanks for reading!

Pam! In the glory of Mt. Robson!
So, defying all the ridiculous catastrophes we encountered leading up to our first show in Vancouver, I'm writing this from the 'business lounge' of the BC Superferry, ripe Triple O burger smells are creeping up from the cafeteria deck - which means we managed to actually get on the road. We took our van in a couple weeks ago for a tune up and an oil change- only to be told that it's tires were "fatally bald", not to mention could be wiggled off with one finger, not to mention the shocks were shot, and not to mention the mechanic saying 'don't even get me started on the engine', and 'if you were my kids, I wouldn't let you drive this thing'…In other words…we ran her to the ground. So we retired her (she had been through so much! and been second home to us for 2 years now. May She Rest In Peace…) and bought a shiny new used van on kijiji, one that had never been owned by a band before, one whose windows didn't need to be duct-taped up, and didn't smell at all! Then we named her Pam and got all excited! Until we found out she needed 600$ worth of work, had disastrously dirty seatbelts (I duct-taped over the dirt) and keys that didn't exactly fit in all the locks…But whatever, she's good to go. 

foreplay...
Made it to Vancouver sans disaster, and with a day to spare to enjoy ourselves or…lose our laptops and our passports (if you're Chris). Well the laptop was found right away…the passport on the other hand...well- that's a story for another night.

While Chris was running around like a crazy man I had a really R Rated experience at the aquarium….I saw two seals AND two seahorsies…um, in the throws of mad graphic aquarium love. And a majestic dolphin taking a big stringy brown crap. All in all an educational excursion!  

But seriously, after many years of debate, Hot Panda has finally decided to move to Vancouver, Catherine and I right after this tour is done, and Heath and Chris to follow shortly. Our couple of days here and a really great show with Cuff The Duke (standup gentlemen!) was a nice little, hey, this is going to be your new home!  It's so weird to think I won't be going back to Edmonton to live, maybe ever. Awh. Goodbye home, you were a good one! Time to move on and live with the beaches, monkey puzzle trees, and cheap sushi!

NOW! On to Victoria to play with Casiotone for the Painfully alone on their farewell tour! Bah! So exciting!

hot panda at the biltmore
xoMaghanpanda

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